![]() ![]() “I don’t think anyone wants to cuddle a zombie.” ― Norman Reedus “He was drop-dead gorgeous and I, well I was just … dead.” (Tera Hightower, Dead Chick Walking)” ― Ace Antonio Hall You mean she saw his next meal.” ― Nicki Elson, Hans & Greta: a Twisted Fairy Tale Novella Except for zombies-who are both dead and not dead at the same time. ” ― Jarod Kintz, So many chairs, and no time to sit “With anything, it either is, or it isn’t. “The more I know about people, the more I love zombies.” ― J.J. Unless of course the event of a zombie apocalypse!” ― Zombiesurviver It’s just that sometimes after you kill something you have to keep shooting it until it stops moving.” ― Mira Grant, Feed “You know, surprisingly, they don’t sell a lot of brains in the local 24-hour grocery store around the corner from my house.” ― Rusty Fischer, Zombies Don’t Cry They’re all messed up.” ― Night of the Living Dead “He’s got an arm off!” ― Shaun of the Dead Jesus drove a Honda but didn't brag about it, because in his own words: "I did not speak of my own Accord.“They’re coming to get you, Barbara.” ― Night of the Living Dead Joshua did likewise: "Joshua's Triumph was heard throughout the land." Moses liked British cars (or bikes?): "The roar of Moses' Triumph was heard throughout the hills." God drove a Plymouth: "And He drove Adam and Eve from the Garden of Eden in His Fury." Don't you have faith? Make your sword as soon as possible. We can show Richard Dawkins that technology doesn't matter when God is on your side. Do you really want to live in a secular rational world?. Soldiers of God soldiers of Jesus we must start to pray and stop Richard Dawkins' very evil plan for world conquest. Numbers may be on the side of religion, but Richard Dawkins is using evil science and evil technology. However, this spiritual war will be different. "Militant Atheist" is no longer a figure of speech. ![]() The following video was retrieved from the Richard Dawkins foundation after a government raid. What Richard Dawkins doesn't want you to know. The greatest battle in the history of mankind. Soon he would wage a full-scale war against God. The leader of the militant atheist faction. Richard Dawkins will be that man".Īnd so, Richard Dawkins became what he is today. We have the technology, we have the capability, to make the first super-atheist. And it was said: "gentlemen, we can rebuild him. Richard Dawkins, biologist, a man barely alive. It is at this moment that Stephen Hawking realised that he could save Richard Dawkins and turn him into a crusader for non-belief. In the beginning, Richard Dawkins was a decent, God-fearing man. This will probably be the only time you will hear Richard Dawkins say he is a sex-maniac! Sexpelled: No Intercourse Allowed (Expelled parody) This isn't pro-creationism or pro-evolution. And you think you're going to be safer three rows back?" ”ĭisney accused by Catholic cleric of corrupting children's minds So I said to her, "I'm going to sit on this plane and blow it up. “ I got on the plane to Denmark dressed like this, and this woman refused to sit next to me.“ How many Muslims does it take to change a lightbulb? None.“ Jesus walked into a hotel, put three nails on the counter and said 'can you put me up for the night?' ”.“ It's only the Bible - it's not gospel! ”.“ Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree. ![]()
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